Saturday, May 03, 2003

Hulk Hogan sings!

The Hulkster's record is reviewed, as well as selections by Eddie Murphy, Joe Pesci, Shaquille O'Neill, Joey Lawrence, Jennifer Love Hewitt and more in Seanbaby's appraisal of The Amazing Celebrity Somethings-Turned-Singers in the current issue of The Wave.

It's nasty but amusing. Sample opinion, on Joe Pesci's album:

If you were visiting a shark attack survivor in the hospital who had just had their face bitten off by a bear after an accident in the flesh-eating acid factory, and you played them Vincent Laguardia Gambini Sings Just for You (Clean Version), I'm confident that their dying words would be, "That CD you just put in is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.".