Stop the presses!

From the Grand Forks [North Dakota] Herald: JARED: Subway guy visits Grand Forks.

Jared Fogle is so famous that he is newsworthy?!? *First name* newsworthy?!?

Why can't this happen to more deserving celebrities such as Citizens Centre Report webloggers...say? [Imagine female fans outside our magazine's office. One says "I saw Colby Cosh picking up his paycheque the other day. He's so dreamy!" *swoons*] :)

Nighty night...